1. misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

    misfit-pirate-ship:

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

    escapes

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  2. pansoph:

    it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

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  3. Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one.
    – Latelycravingmore (via latelycravingmore)

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  5. foxnewsofficial:

    join tumblr.com and meet hot singles not in your area

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  6. oate:

    you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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  7. homophobias:

    seeing food on my dash

    image

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  8. Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons

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  9. brave-fart:

    brave-fart:

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    brave-fart:

    did you hear about the italian chef who died?

    he pasta way

    he just ran out of thyme

    here today, gone tomato

    his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

    we never sausage a tragedy coming

    ashes to ashes, crust to crust

    there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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